What day is it?!

I love my holidays from work but I am getting a little forgetful as to what day it is!! 
Yesterday I went to my Granny's where I kept correcting her on the right day, only I was convinced it was Wednesday not Thursday! My wonderful Granny with her famous 'chubby cheek' comment was discussing Christmas presents with me, I asked her for new pyjamas this year, can't have enough pj's in my opinion! She asked me a few weeks back what size she needed to buy so I said 12's or if they're a double size then 10-12. So yesterday we were talking pyjamas, I told her how comfy they were and that I was needing a clear out of my 'fat pyjamas' because they are far too big these days but sometimes I still like to wear them when it's cold and I double pj's up, to which she said, "oh Carla, don't get rid of the fat pyjamas, you might need them again one day" cheeky buggar! The issue is that my auntie who is disgustingly obese, wears clothes that show every roll of fat she has accumulated and  eats like an absolute pig, my mom is her sisters complete opposite and eats like a bird! For some reason there is an issue that my fat auntie can't lose any weight, although she's always on an apparent diet, my mother is slim and I've lost loads of weight! Clearly not good enough! 
I am not built like anyone on my moms side of the family, well I guess I have my Granny's height and broad shoulders but I am built like my Dads side of the family definitely, I look like no one but body shape I am exactly like my Grandma, big boobs, broad shoulders, etc, Grandma is a yo-yo dieter according to my Mom. I adore my Granny but it does annoy me that because my obese auntie can't shift any weight and has a fat unhealthy lifestyle it means that I can't either! I have never been overweight always just a little podge luckily but family seems to dislike this! Grrrr little rant over!